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Road dome so sloppy I almost crashed it
What is the whippopotamus?
The most common response after Remy introduces themself.
What is "Oh, like the rat!"?
Remy's most beloved stuffed animal, which happens to be a rhinoceros
Who is Rhino?
The joints that are "doubled jointed" on this fine man.
What are Remy's Thumbs?
Remy's favorite animal
What are mooses?
This homeless heartthrob's name is an anagram of "Gambler".
Who is Merl Gabs?
Remy's favorite game in the Mario franchise.
(Bonus points for 2d AND 3d)
What is Super Mario Galaxy and/or Super Mario World?
Remy favorite childhood Minecraft YouTuber.
Who is Ethoslab?
The furthest length Remy's hair has ever reached.
What is waist-length?
The nation-state with which Remy is irrationally obsessed.
What is Finland?
The natural enemy of the moose.
What are wombats?
Remy almost died while choking on this fruit, but was saved by a member of the Guder clan.
What is an orange?
Remy's favorite NON-MINECRAFT videogame
What is Cave Story?
Remy is known for being a representative of this brand.
What is Skittles?
Remy's original favorite color.
WHAT IS TURQUOISE BLUE?
Remy's favorite meme for most of his life.
What is Doge?
What is *sigh* teleboner?
These two pieces of media have had by far the greatest impact on Remy's absurdist sense of humor
What are Homestar Runner and Monty Python's Flying Circus?
What is the one bad word Remy still feels guilty about saying, due to the opinions held by a camp counselor.
The very old philosophy Remy (claims) to most closely believe in.
What is Taoism?
The name of the dog Remy lived with in Finland, with a name that sounds decisively inappropriate to the Brits.
What is inventor? (or mad scientist)
This famously terrible grain-themed roadside attraction in South Dakota is one of Remy's personal favorites (it is truly terrible).
What is The World's Only Corn Palace?
After killing a mosquito for the first time, Remy did this.
What is cried for 10 minutes?
The languages Remy has studied (points for each)
What are Finnish, Japanese, Russian, and Hungarian.
(Toki Pona, Esperanto, and Spanish would also be accepted)