Riddles
What do an island and the letter "t" have in common?
They are both in the middle of water
X is an odd number. Take an alphabet away from X and it becomes even. Which is that number?
Seven (Seven-S=Even)
I come out of the earth, I am sold in the market. He who buys me cuts off my tail, takes off my suit of silk, and weeps beside me when I am dead.
Onion
The more you have of it, the less you see. Who am I?
Darkness
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep?
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
0
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Mushroom
What goes up but never comes down?
Age
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite
If two math books were complaining, what would they say to each other?
I have way too many problems.
Squeeze it and it cries tears as red as it's flesh. It's heart is made of stone
Cherry
What word is always pronounced wrong?
WRONG
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
Candle
Name the favorite dessert of a math teacher.
Pi(e)
What is never hungry during Thanksgiving
A stuffed turkey
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
Which is faster? Hot or Cold?
Hot is faster, because you can catch a cold
There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15mph to the west, where would the apple fall?
Down
What kind of dog has no tail?
Hot dog
What goes all around the world but stays in a corner?
stamp