INTAKE
CVC
DIAGNOSIS
DSM-5
COUNSELING HUMOR
100

This set of forms can be found on the CVC website front page for counselors to use for new clients who did not fill out on patient portal.

What is the intake packet?

100

A common treat Angie O. brings that contains slang word for Australians.

What are Aussie Bites.

100

Characterized by a pervasive pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and lack of empathy, originating in early adulthood and manifesting in a variety of contexts. The individual has an exaggerated sense of self-importance, often displaying a conceited, boastful demeanor while overestimating his/her abilities and accomplishments.

What is Narcissistic Personality Disorder?

100

This is the condition characterized by abnormal or disturbed eating habits often associated with distress, or concern about body weight or shape. 

What is an eating disorder?

100

I’m working on a joke about therapy notes....

But I'll finish it later.

200

It's where you'll find a quick reference of the insurance the CVC accepts.

What is the CVC home page?

200

When switching from "in person" to a  "telehealth" appointment, you use this feature on your psych ease calendar.

What is "edit appointment"?

200

This is a mood disorder characterized by persistent feelings of sadness loss of interest and motivation.

What is Depressive Disorder?

200

This is a persistent difficulty of falling or staying asleep leading to impaired daytime functioning.

What is insomnia disorder?

200

Client screams: "I’m terrified of the Backstreet Boys."

Therapist: "Tell Me Why"

300

The names of the tag team led by Jen that provide a welcoming, caring screening of potential clients.

What are Amy and Donna?

300

Jen knows this is not a copay or deductible and explains how to charge this other payment.

What is co-insurance?

300

This is the physiological response to a deeply distressing or disturbing experience.

What is trauma?

300

This is a condition characterized by difficulty resisting to act on impulses often leading to behaviors that are harmful or destructive. 

What is Impulse Disorder?

300

My therapist said he was going to show me inkblot tests......

but he just kept showing me pictures of my parents fighting.


400

CVC uses these  6 systematic tools as the basis for making inferences about the symptoms, experiences and diagnosis of clients .

What are the Burns Anxiety and Depression, PTSD, Mood, Cage and ACE's assessments?
400

This is a section Angie created on CVC's website that offers wisdom, reflection and acceptance.

What is the Blog?

400

This is the extreme feeling of worry, nervousness or unease of an imminent event, or something with an uncertain outcome.

What is Anxiety Disorder?

400

I'm hot and then I'm cold, I'm yes and then I'm no. I'm in and then I'm out, I'm up and then I'm all about.

What is Bipolar Disorder?

400

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing.....

     but you mean a mother.

500

Referral technology that brings together referring providers, mental health providers, and health insurance plans to make it easier for clients to get connected.

What is Quartet?

500

Every other Friday, Angie reminds counselors to send these her way.

What are our billable and not billable hours?

500

Characterized by discrete episodes of failure to restrain aggressive impulses, resulting in serious assaults or destruction of property. The degree of aggressiveness displayed is grossly disproportionate to the objective physical or psychological provocation

What is Intermittent Explosive Disorder

500

We have a tendency to actually do things like this, I actually did it in college long before "Hey look a chicken!"

What is ADHD?

500

The ego and super ego walk into a bar.....

The bartender says: “I’m gonna need to see some ID”

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