Animal encounters
Dad's favorite pets name
Sam
harass "Jacky boy" about dating her the entire time
Similar to the dad in diary of a wimpy kid, these are often the highlights of basement retreats.
ARMY GUYSS
The mascot of Dads favorite football team
Dolphins
You come home from hockey with three things dislocated and two things sprained. WWDD?
Show us foul images of a bruise-embellished limb ; bonus points if its shown during a meal!
If I had a dollar for every time dad broke a bone doing this...
hockey!
Dad had one of these as a kid...it was really stupid and eventually turned evil
raccoon!
Turn the steering wheel into drums and sing about either Scooby snacks or how much we stink
A common saying is to have a 'chip on your shoulder' but not our da-a-a-ad! He's got something else on his shoulder most mornings. Can you guess which household item it is?
TOWEL
Dad often imitates this animal (unclear as to whether its on purpose or not) when 'dancing'
chicken
Work has a case of the Mondays, and a co-worker approaches you with soulless eyes saying "I printed the docs for you, they're on your desk." WWDD?
Say, "that's bussin bussin on rizz!" and then pat the back of the co-worker on the way back to the desk
Dad's middle name:
A. Duane
B. Dude
C. Deez Nutz
C. DEEZ NUTZZZ LOL GET SHREKKED
DADS #1 OPP ANIMAL THIS IS EASY MONEY
SNAKEEEEE
The waiter at On the Border asks what toppings you want on your taco bowl. WWDD?
"Donde esta casa de Peppe!! ha ha I'll take KAYSO CONE LAYCHAY, por favor. Oh, for salsa? Hmmm *glances at mom bc they're probably sharing* I'm thinking the SALSA MEH-HEE-CANA!!
Dads favorite hockey team (if you don't know this pack your bags)
Extra 500 for anyone (not dad) who can name one player on the team (just last name counts)
RANGERSSSSS