Movies Explained Badly
A kids uncle murders his father so a pig and a rat help him get revenge
Lion King
Greek god of the ocean. Father to many Hero's like Perseus
Poseidon
Hit me with your Best Shot -Pat Benetar
"Your a real tough cookie with a long history, of breaking little hearts like the one in me, that's okay lets see how you do it, _______________________."
Put up your dukes lets get down to it
Harry Potter had a vault of gold coins. coincidence?
Daniel Radcliff
The rapists of the sea. these lovable creatures swim in most bodies of water and are smart enough to do tricks, but somehow not be smart enough to not get caught in tuna nets
Dolphins
A guy who identifies as cub finds out he's into bears
The jungle book
Greek God of War.
Ares
B.O.B Airplanes
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars I could really use _____________________
a wish right now
He sings about only loving his bed and his mama. what a jewish stereotype
Drake
A symbol for wisdom. but this creature isn't very wise just screeches and regurgitates half digested mice
Owl
A billionaire devotes a large sum of money in cosplay and beating up the mentally ill
Batman
Greek god of invention. works at the forge in the heart of a mountain
Hephaestus
Katty Perry: Hot and cold
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out ________________________
your up then your down
Black Widow is jewish. Id like to put some Jermyn in her though
Scarlett Johanson
They Killed Steve Irwin
Sting Ray
2 Cousins fight on a mountain to decide who gets to trip on hallucinogenic plants
Black Panther
Greek god of death. Also the angel of death in other religions
Thanatos
Since you've been gone -Kelly Clarkson
But since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time
____________, yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now I get what I want
Since you been gone
Im so moving on
This slightly less attractive plays meg griffin but she can still get some jermyn in her too
Mila Kunis
Specific name please. No trist10 u cant beat it in a fight
Bonobo
A witch tries to induce diabetes 1 spoonful at a time
Marry Poppins
Creator of humans. was punished because he wanted to allow people to cook
Prometheus
Janies got a gun -Aerosmith
What did her daddy do?
What did he put you through?
They said when Janie was arrested
__________________________
But man, he had it comin', now that Janie's got a gun
She ain't never gonna be the same
They found him underneath a train
Ruh Roh Raggy, Razis
Lennie Weinrib
These Creatures are so smart that some believe that they are from another planet. They have a beak but is not a bird. they are found primarily in salt water
Octopus