Who said it?
"Wee Wee."
Axel
Mom on the front porch
"If I were a _______."
"Like anyone can actually know that..."
Napoleon Dynamite
How much did Axel weigh at birth? (the actual weight)
10 pounds 6 and three quarter ounces
"Why do I eat like a caveman."
Katie
"It's eating you!"
Nik upon meeting Axel for the first time.
"I ate some bugs, I ate some trash. I used some leafs to wipe my _____."
tears!
TRADITION!!
Fiddler on the Roof
What makes Katie go, "aweeee"?
Babies, old couples, animals, flowers, food, paper, trash, furniture, people sitting along, people sitting together, babies sleeping, people buying greeting cards, people buying a single pizza and one soda, couples taking pictures, shoes, eyes, rugs....
"That was hard, wasn't it Tikky Mookoo?"
"MY FATHA IS BANDON!!"
Nik trying to get Siri to call dad
What song does Katie hate, especially if Mom sings it?
You are my sunshine
"Get that corn outta my face!"
Nacho Libre
One member of our family has to go here when its time to leave, and another has to go here when we get home. Where and who?
Bathroom, Nik and dad.
"I hope its not socks."
Demi
Katie asks mom if they did plastic surgery on her.
It was after she had her wisdom teeth out and she was sure her face was different and they took out her tongue. Oh, and wondered if thats how it feels to kiss someone.
What song does Axel love mom to sing to him?
"I didn't do that!"
Hotel Transylvania
One can't handle to the heat, one can't handle the cold.
Nik and Katie
"I don't need beer and you don't need makeup."
Dad
"I was going to say something really cool, but now I can't think of anything."
Mom when dad proposed
What song did mom sing to dad at their wedding?
When you say nothing at all, by Allison Krouse
"...and don't call me Shirley."
Airplane
Who framed Jesus?
Nik! It was Nik! I promise?