Science Facts
Identical twins don't have the same of this.
What is Fingerprints
If you stick up one finger during service it means this.
What is...
Going to the bathroom
(or attend personal matter)
This is her favorite animal
Cats
When you are going to your favorite place but you are getting on her nerves.
"Don't make me turn this car around..."
When he is about to tell a long long long story from his childhood
"When I was your age..."
Octopuses don't have tentacles they have these.
What are limbs.
She is always wearing the biggest hats in the church
Who is...
The mothers of the church
This is her favorite food
Noodles
When you do something repeatedly that goes against her rules...
"How many times do I have to tell you?"
When you are asked if you can comprehend a particular word.
What part of "no" don't you understand
Comets smell like this nasty substance.
What is...
Rotten Eggs
(Urine, burning matches and almonds are also acceptable)
He sounds like he has asthma
Who is
The Preacher
This is her favorite color
Pink
When you can't sit still and move nervously.
"Do you have Ants in your pants?"
Another saying indicates you need to slow down or come to a stop.
"Hold your horses"
Platypuses sweat this substance...
What is
Milk...
This is because it doesn't have teats. Milk appears as sweat on a platypus, but it's an aquatic mammal so it doesn't sweat at all.
God is good, all the time...
What is,
...and all the time, God is good
This is her favorite scripture in the Bible
Psalm 31
An all-encompassing answer when logic is thrown out and no other excuses are rendered,
"Because I said so..."
When you make a request that is not a necessity
"You don't need it, you WANT it!"
The fear of long words is called this.
What is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
On this day you see the brightest suits.
What is..
Easter
This is her favorite movie
The Shining or Mean Girls
An example when all your friends socially encourage you to do something wrong
"if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it?"
When you try to interject in an adult conversation
"You better stay in your place"