Quotables
Never miss an opportunity to shut up
Mark Twain
50th
Gold
Ally Bank
Allly Assist
An E-flat walks into a bar, the bartender says…
Sorry, we don't serve minors.
So go ahead and take the next two days off to celebrate….
Doug Ruller
20th
China
Capital One
Eno
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says….
Why the long face?
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
Groucho Marx
15th
Bank Sabbatical!!
Crystal is also acceptable, if you must
TD Bank
Clari
A sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says…
Sorry, we don’t serve food here
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
5th
JP Morgan Chase
Chase Digital Assistant
Three fonts walk into a bar, the bartender says….
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln
10th
Tin or Aluminum
Commonwealth Bank
Ceba
A square, a triangle, and a hexagon walk into a bar, the bartender says…
Looks like you guys could use a round