WHAT SPORT...
Uses putters, five irons and has a hole-in-one or a bogey.
What is golf?
When it rains very hard, it rains these creatures.
What are cats and dogs?
Mahogany, pine, and oak.
What are types of wood?
Someone tells you to wait.
What is hold your horses?
Do not hasten to bid me adieu here.
What is the Red River Valley?
Start your engines, Daytona 500.
What is auto racing?
Another name for common sense.
What is horse sense?
Sonja Henie, Dorothy Hamill, and Peggy Fleming.
Who are ice skaters?
Someone pretends to be asleep.
What is playing possum?
Casey waltzed with her while the band played on.
Who was the strawberry blonde?
Butterfly, free style, backstroke.
What is swimming?
Another way to say you're hoarse.
What is having a frog in your throat?
Zachary, Abraham, and Franklin.
What are the first names of some presidents?
When you move very slowly
What is a snail's pace?
The lullaby too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra comes from this country.
What is Ireland?
Cue, chalk, eight ball, rack 'em up.
What is Pool or billiards?
Another name for a very hot summer.
What are dog days?
Derby, stovepipe, and stetson.
What are hats?
Turning down the corner of a page in a book.
What is dog-ear?
He sang about being back in the saddle again.
Who was Gene Autry?
Ten pins, strike, spare, 7-10 split, frames.
What is bowling?
Someone fakes crying.
What are crocodile tears?
George III, William, ans Kong.
What are kids?
Good luck for you but not for the animal.
What is a rabbits foot?
He wrote the lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner.
Who was Francis Scott Key?