How do you measure coolness?
Aura points
What was the first colony?
Virginia
What's 9 plus 10?
21 (You are a genius)
What sport do I play?
Baseball (I am a better pitcher than anyone)
What is the weirdest state in America?
Ohio (With Florida in a close second)
Who's land does America like stealing?
Mexico
Which friend did I meet first?
Who was the most hated person in America back then?
King George III (No one liked him)
Who did I introduce into the group chat that everyone loved? (Except Elliot)
Bird/Chuuby (He is the goat of birds)
Who did Baby Gronk rizz up?
Livvy Dunne (You probably shouldn't know this)
Who was the fourth president?
James Madison (COME ON GEORGE COME ON MARTHA LETS DO IT)
If Jayden has 74 chocolate bars, and he eats 59 of them, what does Jayden have now?
Diabetes
What are the names of my two fish?
Goldie and Bubbles (They are adorable)
Who was the leader at the TikTok Rizz Party?
Blue Tie Kid
What happened on September 11th?
Alexander Hamilton became the first Secretary of the Treasury. (I'm not kidding)
According to me, what is the meaning of life?
Soup (Still)