jokes
Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
Beast Buy.
Why are eyeshadow, lipstick, and mascara never mad at each other?
Because they always make-up
The third planet from the sun
mars
Where does a sink go dancing?
The Dish-co
What do bunnies like to do at the mall?
Shop ‘til they hop.
What did the snowflake say to the road?
Let’s stick together.
Where do roses sleep at night?
in their flowerbed
Why did the cell phone get glasses?
Because she lost all her contacts.
What’s a princess’s favorite time?
Knight time.
How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?
She nailed it.
Why did the turkey join a band?
So he could use his drumsticks.
Why was the show bad at gymnastics?
She was a flip-flop
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
Why did the Genie get mad?
Because he was rubbed the wrong way.
What is corn’s favorite music?
Pop.
What’s a firefly’s favorite dance?
The glitterbug.
What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt
What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?
Knead for Speed.
What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?
A bun.
Why can’t Monday lift Saturday?
It’s a weak day.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?
Figure skating.
What’s rain’s favorite accessory?
A rainbow
Why is Santa good at karate?
He has a black belt.
What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?
Hip hop.
Why was the politician out of breath?
He was running for office.