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Jason’s father has 4 children; Suzan, Jeffrey, Jennifer. Who is the fourth?
Who is Jason
Two boxers are in a match scheduled for 12 rounds. One of the boxers gets knocked out after only 5 rounds, yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible?
The boxers were women.
Imagine you had to put a coin into an empty bottle, then close the bottle with a cork. How could you take the coin out without removing the cork or breaking the bottle?
Push the cork in
I have a dog that has 3 puppies: Barney, Cookie, and Sun. What is the mother’s name.
What
The day before yesterday John was 17. Next year he will be 20. What day is his birthday?
What is December 31. (The day before yesterday is 30th December when he was 17, yesterday was the 31st December when he turned 18, today is the 1st of January and he will be 19 this year, and next year he will be 20.)
What is full of holes but still holds water?
What is a sponge
A man shaves several times a day but still has a beard. Who is he?
A barber.
What was the world’s tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered?
What is Mount Everest
Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
Who is your dad, assuming your mother and father are married.
A man went for a walk and got caught in the rain. The man did not have an umbrella and he was not wearing a hat. His clothes got soaked but not a single hair on his head got wet. How is it possible?
He is bald
If a plane crashes directly on the border between the U.S. and Mexico, where will the survivors be buried
They won’t be buried. At least, not any time soon.
A woman was born in 1996 and died in 1957. How is this possible?
1996 and 1957 were the room numbers in the hospital.
What is an odd number where if you take away one letter from it it becomes even?
What is seven
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
What is a window
A clerk in a butcher shop stands six feet 5 inches tall and wears size 11 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
What word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?
Incorrectly
One brick is one kilogram and half a brick heavy. What is the weight of one brick?
1 brick is 2 kg heavy.
What has many keys but cannot open any doors?
What is piano
What comes next in this sequence of letters: O, T, T, F, F, S, S, __?
What is E (The sequence represents the first letter of each number, starting from one.)
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
She took a picture of him and developed it in her darkroom.