Classic Villains
"Miserable, darling, as usual. Perfectly wretched."
Cruella DeVille (101 Dalmations)
"You get down there and find the big diamond, or you will never see that teddy again!"
Madame Medusa (The Rescuers)
“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?”
Evil Queen (Snow White)
"C'mon, boys, won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?"
Dr. Facilier (The Princess and the Frog)
"Yeah. Man, I hate lions. So pushy. And hairy. And stinky. And man, are they... Uuuuuuuuugly!"
Hyenas (The Lion King)
“I admit that in the past, I’ve been a nasty. They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch.”
Ursula (The Little Mermaid)
"If I don't see another door in my station in five seconds, I will personally put you THROUGH THE SHREDDER!"
Randall Boggs (Monsters Inc)
“Off with their heads!”
Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland)
"Sounds like someone's sick. How lovely. I do hope it's serious. Something dreadful. "
Madame Mim (The Sword in the Stone)
character 1: "Yeah. I mean, Hercules is a... Very popular name nowadays."
character 2: "Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason and the girls were all named Brittany?"
(this is a duo)
Pain & Panic (Hercules)
“The most beautiful girl in town, that makes her the best! And don’t I deserve the best?”
Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
“I'll need those witless peasants to dig up my gold, won't I?”
Governor Ratcliffe (Pocahontas)
“I'm surrounded by idiots.”
Scar (The Lion King)
"I'm about to rearrange the cosmos... and the one schlemiel who can louse it up... is waltzing around IN THE WOODS! "
Hades
"There's a big surprise. I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise."
Iago (Aladdin)
“I’ll get you for this, Pan, if it’s the last thing I do!”
Captain Hook (Peter Pan)
“No matter how fast you run, no matter where you hide, I will catch you.”
Shere Khan (The Jungle Book)
"To coin a phrase, my dear counselor, rob the poor to give the rich. "
Prince John (Robin Hood)
"You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules!"
Jafar (Aladdin)
"Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?"
Kronk (The Emperor's New Groove)
“You poor, simple fools. Thinking you could defeat me. Me, the mistress of all evil!”
Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)
"I did not reprogram this world to let you and that halitosis riddled warthog, TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!!!"
King Candy (Wreck-it-Ralph)
“A llama? He's supposed to be dead!”
Yzma (The Emperor’s New Groove)
"Oh look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick"
Sanderson Sisters
"Don't be scared. We represent someone who can help you. Someone who can make all your dreams come true. Just imagine you and your prince... Together forever."
Flotsam and Jetsam (eel henchmen)(The Little Mermaid)