Amani
What is the name of the of the pig who jumped in the order of “first her head, then her feet”?
Who is Hazel the pig
who is mom’s least favorite president of all time?
Who is Obama, because he owned a blackberry. (Seriously, who still uses a blackberry in 2012?)
What is Zach’s favorite song?
What is Addison’s favorite movie?
What is any movie except frozen
What is Sam’s favorite tv show?
What is spirit the magical horse
What is Amani’s favorite activity?
What is Flirting
What is the name of mom’s game show host alter ego?
what is Sweet Miss Honey Bee
Who is Zach’s favorite comedian?
Himself
What was Addison’s first encounter with her youngest brother?
She was slapped
Who is Sam’s favorite sibling?
Who is, his older brother Zachariah
What vehicle was Amani driving when she tragically fell on the electric fence?
What is a white tricycle
What food item did mom burn multiple years ago?
What is the Bacon
What is Zach’s biggest goal in life?
To abolish the Democratic Party
What is Addison’s favorite condiment?
What is ketchup
What is Sam’s favorite color?
What is Timberwolf Grey
Who is Amani’s biggest crush?
What is nobody knows, it changes each day
Which resort was mom escorted out of via security?
What is Westgate resort
Who is Zach’s worst enemy?
Liberals
True or false:
Addison is the most foul smelling animal in our home (including the pig and Forrest)
True
What is Sam’s favorite chore?
All of the above, he is a very kind young man who would do anything to help his family
What did Amani intensely search for on our weekend getaway over the summer?
What is the Greenjoe
Who is mom’s favorite child?
All of them
Who is Zach’s favorite sibling?
Big George
What is Addison’s most commonly used nickname?
What is stinky, stink, smelly, Putrid, poor smelling
What is Sam’s favorite activity?
Causing destruction in any way possible