Funny Riddles
Q: It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
A: A keyboard.
Q: Rachel goes to the supermarket and buys 10 tomatoes. Unfortunately, on the way back home, all but 9 get ruined. How many tomatoes are left in a good condition?
A: 9.
Q: What has hands but can't clap.
A: A Clock
Q: I'm not a blanket, yet I cover the ground; a crystal from heaven that doesn't make a sound. What am I?
A: Snowflake.
Q: Where is the hottest place in the room?
A: In the corners.
Q: What can you break without touching it?
A: A promise.
Q: I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A: A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.
Q: What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A: A pillow.
Q: I'm sweet and cold with a stick to hold; a treat on a hot day, worth more than gold. What am I?
A: Popsicle.
Q: You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
A: I am your sister.
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
Q: What do the numbers 11, 69 and 88 all have in common?
A: They all read the same way when placed upside down.
Q: Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. All four cars go, but none crash into each other. How is this possible?
A: They all made right-hand turns.
Q: What has a head but no brain?
A: A lettuce.
Q: What is stronger than steel but can’t handle the sun?
A: Ice.
Q: How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Q: What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
A: Chicago!
Q: Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question?
A: What time is it?
Q: Why do cats make good warriors?
A: Because they’ve got nine lives.
Q: What did the acorn say when he grew up.
A： Geometry
Q: What has many rings but no fingers?
A: A phone.
Q: If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
A: 9.
Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
A: Nothing.
Q: I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. What am I?
A: A shirt.
Q: I have many faces, expressions, and emotions, and I am usually right at your fingertips. What am I?
A: Emojis.