A is for …..
This word is one way to describe Ang’s current profession
Attorney
Inclined to order-in whenever possible, these highly infrequent days bring Andrea into the kitchen to cook.
Holiays
A pre-school learning objective Andrea learned burp from bringing to end.
The alphabet
The proper Long Island pronunciation of Ang’s favorite morning beverage
"caw-fee"
Three times was a charm for Ang and this right-of-passage test when she was a teenager.
One of her favorite vacations passed through this Mediterranean city.
Athens
Grandma Ro never remembered to leave out one of Ang’s least favorite ingredients, also a homophone for world harmony
Peas
Much to her dismay (and everyone else's amusement), the subject that guaranteed to come up at any dinner with the Schoenbrun’s
Farts
This relative of Ang’s that has been accused of pronouncing pizza with an “r” at the end
Grandma Ro
This unusual outfit is what Grandma Ro would wear when making early morning or late night carpool runs
Nightgown tucked into jeans
Andrea spent a week TX this summer, moonlighting on her day job, to support this cause.
Adoption
If cooking skips a generation, this long haired beauty would be the reason Andrea does not cook.
Gandma Ro
While nutritious, this 0 point weight watchers food would frequently “repeat” on Ang during morning commutes
Hard boiled eggs
When traveling from VA to Long Island, crossing this bridge is when the oppressive Long Island traffic would begin
Verranzano Bridge
The geographic location where Andrea's Audi was damaged along the entire side of the vehicle.
Sea Colony
What word did Ang try and get baby Sara to say in Mike and Keri’s voice mail
Apple
What comfort food combination did Ang and and her HS BFF, Laura, make as kids.
Corn muffins and honey
The cause of a lesser known, highly noxious "attack" that occurred on the Delta Shuttle between New York and DC, shortly after 9/11, in August 2002
Sara's poopy diaper
The Smith Haven Mall retailer where Andrea learned how to fold a perfect shirt.
The Gap
Keri was traveling to what east coast city when she sized the engine on Ang's Mitsubishi
Boston
All aboard! Andrea headed south to start her career at this quasi-government institution.
Amtrak
The nickname given to cut and bake Pilsbury cinnimon rolls
Squishies
The originator of the infamous and intricate flatulence that now shares a name with Aunt Ang
Uncle Mike
Famous for exclusive beaches like the Hampton, Ang worked on her tan at this lesser known Long Island beach
West Meadow
The make of the vehicle Andrea was driving when she got into a multi-car chain accident that left an imprint of whose head on the windshield.
Subaru