Anemone
What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?
Fire
What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?
Cellphone
What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?
Normal, because people usually have half their fingers on one hand.
What can one catch that is not thrown?
a cold/flu
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?
The river was frozen
Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?
the number 8
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
a Map
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
Money
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
Clock
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
you can see right through them
What five-letter word gets shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
A word I know, six letters it contains. Remove one letter, and 12 remain. What is it?
Dozens
What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?
Morning and night
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
How many legs does a spider have?
8
YOOOOO
ADD 2000
If you freeze water, what do you get?
ICE
YOOOO
ADD 2000
What fruit do kids traditionally give to teachers?
Apple
Uh oH
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Who is Mickey Mouse's girlfriend?
Minnie mouse
YOOOOO
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