Star's Hollow
Gilmore Girls
If I'm having trouble choosing a name for my baby, I might just go with this lengthy combination, like in a popular children's song.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Olive Garden restaurants often increase their staff and even bring in extra tables to meet their demand on this holiday. How romantic!
Valentine's Day
You're always late to everything, even if it takes place two minutes from your house.
Harper
If you tour either of our homes, it is clear that grandma and I both subscribe to this interior decorating movement, the opposite of minimalism.
Maximalism
The City of Townsville
The Powerpuff Girls
Perhaps I will name my baby this, after the eldest daughter in Fiddler on the Roof?
When Olive Garden retired the slogan "When you're here, you're family", they legally signed the rights over to this rapper and musician. Maybe he'll write a new song called "I Had Some Help Eating My Unlimited Breadsticks"
Post Malone
You play Sorry too aggressively.
Rosie
Grandma and I both agree it isn't that weird for people with this relationship to get married, as long as they didn't know each other well in childhood.
Distant cousins.
Hawkins, Indiana
Stranger Things
Alexa
Although Olive Garden will famously serve you an unlimited amount of this food item, they will only bring one per person at a time.
Breadsticks
You don't play Sorry aggressively enough.
Ziv
When we were in a hotel Italy, everyone thought it was gross that grandma put her toiletry bag on this device, found in many European bathrooms. Grandma and I both agreed that the hotel probably cleaned it.
Ocean Shores
Maybe I will name my baby this, after the only Jewish main character on South Park.
Kyle
Olive Garden does not serve this kind of salad, whose origins were the subject of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.
Cobb Salad
I don't care if you get married or not but I want you to have a big party so I can wear a pretty dress.
Hannah and Lior
Grandma and I both think this dress is super cool and stylish. Everyone else disparagingly calls it this, also a word for a type of Hawaiian dress.
Mumu
Futurama
It would probably be pretty offensive if I named my baby after this woman, the last queen of Hawaii, who fought valiantly against American imperialists.
Queen Lili'uokalani
After a woman was ridiculed online for writing a thoughtful and detailed review of a local Olive Garden, this late TV personality and former chef defended her, and later wrote the forward to a book she published.
Anthony Bourdain
Taxation without representation.
Sophia, Hannah, or Lior
This is the term for the bag where you store cloth diapers after they are soiled. Both grandma and I agree cloth diapering is a very doable system.
Wet bag