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100

Which Analyst was left at the Christmas Tree Farm by their family?

Matt Born

100

Which Analyst received the surprise gift 1500 baby praying mantis'

Angela Holt

100

Which analyst gave their loved ones a surprise rendition of Hound Dog by Elvis instead of Silent Night?

Valerie Cooke

200

Which Analyst makes butter cookies and horseshoe cookies with their families the night before Chiristmas?

Brennan Orsulak

200

Which analyst would have sleepovers every Christmas with their cousin and stay up while trying to hear Santa and assumed Santa knew to not come to their house?

Stephanie Lipoff


200

Which Analyst unwrapped their Christmas presents wearing oven mitts, resorting to punching the boxes open to get to the gift

Brittany Kruse

300

Which Analyst gets their kid a pair of red and white pajamas and a new book to read before bed every year?

Amy Dickerson

300

Which analyst gets a new onsie every Christmas?

Monomi Runsewe

300

Which analyst receives a nice bottle of tequila from their Dad as a present every year?

Jess Hanwell

400

Which analyst made TikToks while stuck in DC, waiting for someone to help them get into a locked parking garage?

Ngan Nguyen

400

Which Analyst celebrates the holiday with a themed Christmas Card based on what they wore for Halloween?

Jerett Gaegar

400

Which analyst planned to go to Disney World for Christmas with their family, only to end up getting a hotel room and having Christmas dinner in IHOP due to the weather?

Matt Bennett

500

Which Analyst once spent Christmas babysitting a family friend's kid, only to end up getting pooped and puked on at the same time?

Monomi Runsewe

500

Which Analyst spends Christmas Eve with their family, celebrating Wigalia, a tradition where they celebrate with a feast of 12 dishes?

Mya Loniewski

500

Which Analyst spent Christmas last year helping their mom in the ER because of a cooking accident with the scalloped potatoes, with their whole family agreeing afterwards that the potatoes weren't worth sacrificing the tip of their mom's finger?

Justin Owens

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