riddle me this
you had 6 eggs.
you crack 2. you cook 2. you eat 2.
how many eggs do you now have?
this riddle was 4 the weak
can women see more colors than men?
we see a lot more than men (like where our children in the masjid are)
can animals be allergic to humans?
yes (we're just narcissists)
what did alexander graham bell suggest people answer the phone with?
A) ahoy
B) salam (mashallah br alex)
C) hey girl
D) where my hug at?
A) ahoy (alex had 0 street cred)
prophet yusuf had how much of the world's beauty?
mashallah
what is red and smells like blue paint
red paint silly
platypuses sweat:
A) milk
B) gasoline
C) red wine
A) milk (warning: don't watch phineas and ferb if you're lactose intolerant)
what color are flamingos when they're born
A) pink duh
B) brown
C) gray
C) gray (they newborns and already graying fr)
is a lightning bolt hotter than the sun?
can angels recite the Quran?
no
spell candy with two letters
c and y
chainsaws were first invented for which purpose?
A) musical instrument
B) hair cutting
C) child birth
D) executions
C) child birth...
what invented the word nerd?
A) Dr. Suess
B) Shakespeare
the world's oldest cat lived to
A) 14 yrs
B) 23 yrs
C) 38 yrs
D) 55 yrs
38 years (she was the cat lady at this point)
the angels say what when they see a woman with hijab?
salam :)
what time is spelled the same forwards and backwards?
noon
what is the irrational fear of fun or happiness called?
A) cherophobia
B) dopaphobia
C) trypophobia
D) islamaphobia
A) cherophobia (i accept islamaphobia too bc look at us man)
ants don't have which body part?
A) heart
B) brain
C) lungs
D) eyes
the opposite sides of a die (plural for dice) always add up to?
A) 6
B) 7
C) 9
D) 10
B) 7
how many fasts do you have to make up before ramadan? hmm hard question isn't it. get on that.
actual question: what two things are sunnah to break your fast with?
dates and water (try beatboxing this)
forwards i am heavy backwards i am not
ton
Where was Hawaiian Pizza invented?
A) Hawaii
B) Canada
C) Australia
D) Massachusetts
B) Canada (they wanna be american so bad)
how many teeth do snails have?
A) 10-15
B) 100-600
C) 1,000-12,000
D) 100-300,000
C) 1,000-12,000 (thank god they slow)
lifespan of a t-rex?
A) 2-5 yrs
B) 13-25 yrs
C) 27-33 yrs
D) 55-71 yrs
C) 27-33 yrs (at least they made it out the youth group)
how many hours do you have after committing a sin to repent before it is written down by the angels?
do you know you have 6 hours (30 minutes)