Attempted Murder
my what big eyes you have
David trying to poke out baby Chato's eyes
don't mess up your hair with the windows down
almost saved a falling utensil dispenser
Tim Teasley
smallest head, biggest body, shortest legs
max Teasley
not a spoon but a _____
David trying to stab Chato in the ear with a fork
Is that a biker?
Tim Teasley
needed a soft drink with ice and a straw
Uncle Mike
nice new curly do
David San Miguel
Thank God he wasn't big foot
David trying to step on baby Chato
"I'll just lay down in the backseat. Don't tell Tina"
cuts pizza with a fork and a knife
Aunt Diane (also could be uncle mike)
Tripped over ripped carpet and cracked his head
Josh Teasley
Water guns aren't just for summer fun
David pistol whipping Chato
Cleaned up a drunk strangers vomit
Jesse Teasley
spilled the whole container of Costco forks on the ground during a party
Grandma
has the best shaped head for being bald
Chato
Grapes of Wrath
Chloe trying to kill max with a Grape
Throwing up all over mom in the car
David San Miguel