Tennis Elbow Pasta
Adam is currently dealing with this?
A. Aversion to pasta B. Aversion to elbows
C. Can't eat mac and cheese D. Tennis Elbow
D. Tennis Elbow
Nate enjoys doing what in the snow?
A. Snowmobiling B. Snow Tubing
C. Sitting inside with some good coffee
D. Doing donuts in parking lots
D. Doing donuts in parking lots
Rendell once got super embarrassed for doing this with a girl he had a crush on?
A. Farting B. Throwing up
C. Taking a screenshot on Snapchat
D. Accidentally sending an embarrassing picture
C. Taking a screenshot on Snapchat
Dallas first proclaimed his love to a girl with a kiss when?
A. Kindergarten B. 1st Grade
C. 2nd Grade D. 3rd Grade
A. Kindergarten
What did Nate say for this question?
A. "Can't think of anything" B. "Not sure"
C. "Sassafras" D. Left it blank
D. Left it blank
What is Dallas's favorite type of pasta?
A. Spaghetti B. Fettuccine
C. Lasagna D. Rigatoni
D. Rigatoni
What is by far Adam's favorite time of year?
A. His birthday B. Christmas
C. New Years D. ANYTHING but winter
B. Christmas
Zane once prank called his youth pastor's mother posing as a Southern hick with what name?
A. Joe B. Billy Bob
C. Bubba D. Amos Moses
C. Bubba
Rendell once wanted to impress upper classmen so he sat on a metal bar and dropped ~4 feet backward. It knocked him out of breath and was painful but they were amazed I did it. What did he do next?
A. Did it again B. Ran inside and cried
C. Had to go to the hospital D. Spit up blood
A. Did it again
Rendell was where when he filled out these questions?
A. At work B. Laying in bed
C. On an airplane D. On the pot
D. On the pot
Nate said this is favorite type of pasta:
A. Chicken Alfredo B. Shrimp Fettuccine
C. Beef teriyaki D. Stromboli
D. Stromboli
Growing up Dallas loved big snow storms but hated what result of them?
A. Missing school B. Having to shovel
C. Going with Dad to plow/shovel out the church
D. Raking the stones out of the grass after his dad plowed the driveway
D. Raking the stones out of the grass after his dad plowed the driveway
At who's wedding did Adam mistakenly think someone was named Dan?
A. His own B. Rendell's
C. Joel's D. Dallas's
C. Joel's
When was Zane's first crush?
A. 1st Grade B. 2nd Grade
C. 3rd Grade D. 4th Grade
A. 1st Grade
Adam would like to get what as a secret?
A. A dog B. A cabin
C. A tattoo D. A large sum of money
C. A tattoo
Rendell said he experienced this after eating too much pasta and meatballs at a Philly Italian restaurant.
A. Diarrhea B. Realest form of a food coma
C. Constipation D. Nausea
B. Realest form of a food coma
Rendell did this with a machete in the winter:
A. Carve in the frozen pond B. Broke off kindling for the fire C. Tried to shovel snow D. Sliced off snowman heads
D. Sliced off snowman heads
Somehow Dallas knows two people by the name of "Steven Orlosky". He once embarrassingly called the wrong one's personal number. This person happens to hold what important position?
A. State Senator B. Mayor
C. Battalion Chief D. FBI Agent
C. Battalion Chief
What did Adam do to a 3rd grade classmate when he was being teased about a girl?
A. Spit on him B. Squeezed his neck
C. Punched his face D. Bit him
B. Squeezed his neck
What country has Dallas NOT been to?
A. Jamaica B. Grenada
C. Canada D. Nicaragua
D. Nicaragua
Zane said his elbows have what characteristic?
A. Hairy B. Cracky
C. Sharp D. Wrinkly
C. Sharp
Zane tried to do what on ice as a kid?
A. Build a campfire B. Ride bike
C. Drive a car D. Roller blade
B. Ride bike
Nate once received a scolding from an old lady because she mistakenly thought he was selling what?
A. Drugs B. Insurance
C. Extended warranties D. Bonds
B. Insurance
Nate caused a cut on what part of his brother's body while he was pulling him in a wagon with a tractor?
A. Leg B. Arm
C. Face D. Head
D. Head
Zane said what to this question?
A. "Can't think of anything" B. "Not sure"
C. "Sassafrass" D. Left it blank
C. "Sassafrass"