Video Game Weapons
This Halo pistol is one of the most iconic guns in all of gaming, and boasts a DPS similar to the assault rifle and battle rifle in the earlier titles.
Magnum
This restaurant is known for it's wood-fired pizzas and wide variety of desserts.
Fergandans
This gun is the only 3-round burst wonder weapon in Zombies history.
Raygun Mark II
This short man was Ryan's tennis coach throughout most of his life. Eli's as well!
Coach Nash
Originally a joke about down syndrome, "makin em at night" references a standup bit by this former-SNL writer and comedian.
Shane Gillis
This SMG boasts the highest fire rate of any weapon in Call of Duty history, and appears in black ops 2.
Skorpion EVO
Although this restaurant has a wide variety of options on it's menu, it's most notable for it's contribution to the local music scene in Oxford.
Proud Larry's
The zombie shield has become an essential buildable item in modern zombies, and was first introduced on this map.
Tranzit
Ryan notoriously took the stance of "2 holes" when asked how many holes there are in one of these.
A straw
In a moment of mathematical blunder, Mason once claimed "____ inches? that's like half a foot."
This scoped assault rifle was at one point the most used gun by terrorists in CS:GO. (Must give exact name)
SG-553
This now-closed establishment was located on Sisk Avenue, and featured a bar, ping-pong table, and an outdoor seating area.
Southern Craft
This man is considered to have influence over most of the zombies universe, and although often referred to as "The Shadow Man", his identity was later revealed to be this.
Dr. Monty
During 2020, Ryan found himself "dating" this woman, who he worked with at the YMCA.
Brennice
Kodak Black
The AKM is considered one of the go-to weapons in PUBG, and uses this ammo type.
7.62mm
This now-closed Mexican restaurant was shut down and relocated due to Oxford Kroger upgrading to a super Kroger.
Tequilas
The steps to Origins' easter egg are the same steps featured in a black ops 1 campaign mission, in which the player escapes a Russian prison with this character.
Reznov
Ryan has had relations with one woman who is originally from outside the US. After matching on Tinder, Ryan found out she was actually from this continent.
Australia
Gooning is a modern trend that is considered a more intense form of masturbation. If someone has a specific place where they goon, it would be called this.
Goon Cave
In Minecraft, the trident has 4 unique enchantments: Loyalty, Channeling, Impaling and this.
Riptide
This burger joint is the only restaurant in oxford that serves fried pickle spears.
Philip's Grocery
When translated to English, "Der Eisendrache" means this.
The Iron Dragon
This game presents the best odds for the player at a casino, and is uncoincidentally the only game Ryan regularly plays.
Blackjack
After many minutes of tomfoolery, Eli had no choice but to shut down the Lethal Company lobby, after enduring Mason singing nearly the entirety of this song.
California Gurls