What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towel
Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?
neither, they are both a pound
What has two hands but can't clap
a clock
What’s full of holes but can still hold water?
a sponge
What is light as a feather but the strongest person can't hold it for more than five minutes?
your breath
You can find it in Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn, but not in Venus or Neptune. What is it?
The letter "r"
The more there is, the less you see...What is it?
A man was walking in the rain in the middle of nowhere without a coat or an umbrella. He got soaked, but not a single hair on his head was wet. How is that possible?
He's bald
It likes food, but water kills it...
fire
Two boxers are in a match scheduled for 12 rounds. One of the boxers gets knocked out after only six rounds, yet no man throws a punch. How is that possible?
They are women boxers