Non-Biblical Names
Our Chosson's middle name
Adir
Abie and Ronit left him in this family's basement
The Porushes
Ronit's favorite kind of weather
Really Really Hot and Really Really sunny
Gutnicki LLP was a HUGE sponsor at this momentous event
Siyum Hashas
Abie and Ronit's mechutan who you call if you are ever in really big trouble with the law
Hal Garfinkel
If any of the Gutnicki kids have bruises or scars they are probably caused by him
Elan
Gutnicki LLP is fine but this is where Abie is putting all his hopes and dreams
10H
She's named for Abie's mother
Meital
Doniel was feared missing, but he was just hiding with a laptop with this former neighbor
Yosef Vilenski
The only reason Ronit ever comes to shul
To make Abie go for a walk (or if one of her kids is laining or saying shiur)
Abie did this on the same day Ronit fell off her bicycle
Hit a kid with his car
15,000
Square footage of the Gutnicki home after the addition
Ronit makes Abie walk just like this aunt makes her husband walk and watch his diet
Aunt Laurie
Abie is one of the key askanim involved in this famous Chicago annual event
H3
His middle name is a King from the House OF David
Ariel
If he was a professional athlete, he would be suspended because he used this banned substance
Steroids
Ronit's reaction after Abie gave her jewelry for their anniversary
No
Abie's real first lady
Judy Kushner
Where Abie and Ronit prefer to send their boys to Yeshiva (except Aviad)
Anywhere but Chicago
Now he lives in South Bend, though we all get emails from him all the time
Akiva Gutnicki
Washington University, where Abie was forced by Ronit to attend law school, is called the _______ of the Midwest
Harvard
He will be the only Rosh Hayeshiva with this name
Aviad
Abie's a Mets fan, but for some reason Doniel roots for this baseball team
Chicago White Sox
The only Mishna Ronit knows by heart
The first Mishna in Kiddushin
What Abie and R" Elazar Ben Azaria have in common
They both have white hair and beards
If you look at them, they seem pretty Yeshivish, but this is where Ronit spent her summers as a camper
Moshava
If any of the Gutnicki kids become Modox, we know who to blame
Noam
Cigarettes, vapes...this is probably the only thing the Gutnicki boys haven't tried
Hookah
Not an O.G. but at least her middle name is royalty
Ronit
This is Doniel's favorite food (thanks to Rochie)
Farfel
Ben Klein, Joel Margolies and Ira Landsman
People who went to Skokie Yeshiva with David Porush
Where Abie can be found when he isn't working or learning
CrossFit
Where Ronit is likely to get peanut butter, crackers and fruit from
United Club
Uncle Eddie Lowe used to be called "Mean Uncle_______:
Dov
It is the 3rd letter of this fancy compound where Abie and Ronit are building a palatial apartment for Doniel and Aviva to live
Schneller