Child River
This is River's favorite Dinosaur.
What is Ankylosaurus?
Instrument high school River played
What is Trumpet?
This is the college River went to.
What is Knox College?
A number that is how many years old River is today.
What is 25?
River's favorite color.
What is Green?
When River was 5 years old and would go to their best friend Alex Caprerra's house like once a week this is the snack that Alex's mom would make every single time.
What is popcorn?
The Sport that River played in High School
What is Tennis?
College River's mystery solving job/persona
What is a Sleuth?
This is something River would like to do to Luna (not serious) (silly)
Kick her and hear the donk sound like a kickball
Number that River is thinking of
69 ;) ;p
River's first favorite animal as a child (Not as an adult)
What is Panda Bear?
Psychologically just profile me just the most complete map of who I was in High School as you can
I see...
According to River, this is an animal that kinda represents Jacob Bassett
You tell me ;)
Romeo is problematic for....
Biting and scratching me >:(
Do as many pushups as you can right now.
Go!
River famously played this position on their little league soccer team.
What is Goalie?
Hogs or Dogs?
What is Dogs (This is High school River...)?
First color River dyed their hair to
What is Green?
This is River's thoughts on farts being funny.
What is "Farts are more like conceptually funny like "farts as a concept" but like actual physical farting isn't. Also farting is not funny in movies"?
Make a toast to River
Good
Kid River's favorite book
What is Scranimals?
This is a book you recommend to High School River.
What is (Free Response)?
Say something funny that college River would like
I see...
This is the next big era in River's life.
What is (Free Response)?
How many kickflips River has done to date
What is 0?