Characters
This is the creature created using the body of an octopus and the head of Dwayne Johnson.
What is the Rocktopus?
Who killed the Heavy?
IT WOZ MEH!!!
QUICK! SAY DINGLENUT FOR 100 POINTS!!
YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
100 POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was the Principle in the 2022-2023 School year.
Who is Mr. Roberts?
This was the predecessor to Please Don't SPAM.
What is stuff?
This is the name of the shadowy alien that our group chat is named after.
Who is Bjorn?
This is the name of a stock photo actor who was made famous when his stock images became a widespread meme on the internet.
Who is Christopher Ciolina?
This is the only thing Cooper needs to survive.
What is a glass of water every 48 hours?
This is the event that was discontinued in 2024.
What is Howl on the Hill?
This was the first Title slide background on Please Don't SPAM.
What is the "WOW" meme?
This is your fweind that enjoys making racist remarks towards black people who also might be dead.
Who is Klansyman?
These are the 4 things that Hitler says he will kill in "Literally Hitler".
Who are you, your mother, your pets, and your plants?
This is the city that Jackson was born in.
Where is Detroit, MI?
This is the person who lives in the portable behind the staff parking lot.
Nobody knows. Nobody will ever know.
This is the person who was on Please Don't SPAM for the least amount of time.
Who is Brayden "Bread" Bedford?
This was the Male protagonist of the 2023 Barbie movie played by Ryan Gosling.
KEN DEEZ NUTZ FIT IN UR MOUTH??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
This is the name of the Colombian drug lord, narcoterrorist, and politician who was the founder and sole leader of the Medellín Cartel. Dubbed the "King of Cocaine", he was one of the wealthiest criminals in history, having amassed an estimated net worth of US$30 billion by the time of his death—equivalent to $70 billion as of 2022—while his drug cartel monopolized the cocaine trade into the United States in the 1980s and early 1990s.
Who is Pablo Escobar?
This is the name of the 4-foot tall bear that Jonathan is Sexually attracted to.
Who is Vanessa?
This was the name of the library under Mark Zuckerbergs reign.
What is the Med a Center?
This was the first person to Join Please Don't SPAM besides Cooper.
Who is Emma DeMatteo?
This is the name of the pregnant turtle Jonathan was gifted for his 13th and 14th and presumably 15th and 16th and 17th and 18th birthday?
What is the Shittle?
This is what Chawawa wanted from the Dog of Wisdom in "Dog of Wisdom III".
What is money?
This is the first thing Cooper did when he first met Jackson at Howl on the hill 2023.
What is Chugged a water bottle?
This is the Event where the Janitors gather in the school at night and play spin the bottle.
What is the Janitors Night club?
This is the Date that Please Don't SPAM was created.
When is August 25th, 2023?