Bands
Frozen primates
Arctic Monkeys
The son of Poseidon can’t stay in middle school, barely survives high school, somehow graduates despite never showing up, and is now trying to get into college.
Percy Jackson
We read this “punk” book last year but West Side Story has better jazz and gun violence while Oklahoma! has better fire.
The Outsiders
“‘I am inevitable.’
‘And I… am Iron Man’”
*snap*Avengers: Endgame
The immortal Bard who wrote English’s best plays
Shakespeare
Pale-colored lines
White Stripes
Two siblings miss the bus, steal a dragon, meet a princess, and start a war.
Hooky
A genius way to get people to learn American history via rap battles, and it’s surprisingly accurate.
Hamilton
A Massachusetts writer who started his mythological series for his dyslexic son
Rick Riordan
Daily Double!
Buddhist heaven led by Kurt Cobain. “Take your time, hurry up, just don’t (let your answer) be late”
Nirvana
Tris infuriates everyone, even Four. Dystopian Chicago is the perfect place for a genetic experiment. No one likes Erudite and it should have been Caleb.
Divergent
Regina gets hit by a bus and dies for 15 seconds and has to wear a corrective neck collar in Tina Fey’s classic.
Mean Girls
She wrote The Hive Queen, Escaping Peril, and Winter Turning, to name a few. She lives in Mass. and was on Jeopardy!
Tui T Sutherland
Neither hot nor paused
Coldplay
Nick plays rugby, Charlie fights his eating disorder, they go to France. The show is now on Netflix.
Heartstopper
The witch never had a proper name in the books, now it is a combination of L Frank Baum’s name. Their school compared to Ottoson makes us look like Shiz.
Wicked
He wittily writes sci-fi and fantasy books the size of dictionaries and teaches at a university in Utah
Brandon Sanderson
A redhead icon and her group singing rock, indie, and pop by shouting her lungs out with Taylor Swift on her concert in Miami.
Florence + the Machine
America isn’t very decisive when it comes to picking the king or a guard. It takes both of them being shot and a wedding for her to choose. Celeste dies mid-sentence of her redemption.
The Selection
Juliet sings Max Martin songs and realizes there is life after Romeo
& Juliet
“You go, Glenn Coco!”
Mean Girls
She wrote Wilderlore and All of Us Villains
Amanda Foody