Function Terminology
Quantum Physics
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Function History
Function People
100

A title given to someone who invokes laughter in another, usually used in an ironic sense. 

What is a "Giggle Maker"

100

This is the name of the famous thought experiment involving a cat that is both alive and dead until observed?

Schrödinger's cat

100

This action usually occurs whenever someone says "Games?" in the function.

What is "Radio Silence"

100

Commonly thought to be some type of pedophile, this function member is thought to be a clone of Perry Eastwell.

Who is "Vaughn Henderson"

100

This person is commonly referred to as short.

Who is "Miller Henry"

200

This phrase is used to describe a vehicle that is considered in some respect "sub-par".

What is "Booty Bus"
200

This principle states that the more precisely you measure a particle's position, the less precisely you can measure its momentum.

What is the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?

200

An action in which someone completely turns off discord notifications for an extended period of time.

What is a "Discord Diet"

200

This person is commonly thought to have "made" Jack Stewart

Who is "George Slater"

200

These three members were the first members to join the function.

Miller, Noah, George

300

A phrase used to describe an amount of money that could be considered cheap.

What is "Floor Money"

300

In quantum mechanics, this mathematical function describes the probability amplitude of a particle's state.

What is the wavefunction?

300

Usually done within videogames, this action includes someone deafening and going completely silent while trying to complete a task.

What is "Gaming Mode"

300

Created in 2021, this song is commonly used as a way to embarrass Noah Murdoch.

What is "The Lonely Road"

300

This person is thought to have left the function the most amount of times.

Who is "George Slater"

400

A phrase used to describe someone who eats immensely or at a constant rate.

What is "Stewing"

400

This quantum phenomenon allows particles to be instantaneously correlated over vast distances, seemingly defying classical notions of locality.

What is quantum entanglement?

400

This phrase is thought to be the battle call of the Henderson Family.

What is "The Henderson's are here!"

400

This game is thought to have previously almost killed the function.

What is "Roblox"

400

This person remains the only member to have been allowed into the function only after the approval of another.

Who is "Jack Stewart"

500

The act of asking to do something, only to go silent upon receiving an answer.

What is "Game-Baiting"

500

This theorem rules out local hidden variable theories by showing that quantum mechanical predictions cannot be reproduced by any local realist theory.

What is Bell’s Theorem?

500

Jack Burgess is to be punched every year at this specific event.

What is "Noah's Birthday"

500

This year is occurring in around 3 months.

What is "2014"

500

The most recent function member.

Who is "Alex Ison"
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