BJP
this popular fortnite streamer is notorious for placing 4th in competition. They also happen to follow me on instagram before august 2024
clix
This is the player to hold number 1 for the longest amount of consecutive time
Mrekk
“We are the champions” sang this university’s football team back in January 2025
Ohio State University
It was on Mount Sinai where this man received two stone tablets with rules written on them
Moses
Commonly found in the arcade, this rhythm game is played with your feet instead of your hands
Dance Dance Revolution
Before starting the John Porler channel and streaming from Dallas, I lived in this snowy city that borders Canada
Buffalo
This player held rank number 1 throughout all of 2020
Whitecat
Hakuhou Shou is widely considered to be one of the greatest of all time at this sport
Sumo
Burning books isn’t a good idea. But this tablet, whose name means “to set on fire”, is perfect for readers
Amazon Kindle
At its most popular in 2023, this rhythm game’s instrument of choice is one with a slide
Trombone Champ
This was my old username online before john porler, there are even osu videos made on my old youtube channel with this name
OceanMan28
Shigetora and this player have both taken rank number 1, 12 times, sharing the record for most times at number 1
wubwoofwolf
From pen and paper to the New York Times website, this number-based puzzle game has been around since 1979
Sudoku
This amphibiously-named company specializes in creating educational tablets marketed towards children
LeapFrog
Despite Nintendo stopping production of the Wii in 2013, this rhythm game’s 2020 edition launched with a physical version playable on the aforementioned console
Just Dance
It’s rumored that I come from generational wealth as an only child. I have this many siblings
3
These 2 players traded rank 1 back and forth on july 25th 2016 through october 11th 2016
rafis and shigetora
Hugh Laurie plays the title doctor in this show, which aired on FOX from 2004 - 2012
House
The listed price of the intro model osu! tablet as of 3/6/2025
$28
“Remix 10” and “Ringside Perfect Version” are two osu! maps that come from this game
Rhythm Heaven Fever
On February 4th the bombshell was dropped that John Porler is not my real name. I didn't even come up with the name John Porler. This future SUNY Binghamton Alumni - boasting 23 graveyarded maps and rank 229,000th - did
Jarett
this player held rank number one for the shortest amount of time of any player
thelewa
The stage last name of twin brothers Jey and Jimmy, both of whom are currently active on the WWE roster
Uso
Looking for tablets coated in sugar, or even chewable tablets? You can find them here!
A Pharmacy
Eight years for one update? That’s how long this rhythm game’s community had to wait for version 2.2 to release
Geometry Dash