Troll/Funni
A candle takes 10 minutes to burn completely. How long can 4 candles take to burn completely?
10 minutes. (You're dumb and light them all up at the same time.)
How do you consume your opponent's pieces in chess?
Distract them while they're not looking and eat your opponent's pieces.
If Italians thought pineapple on pizza was bad, wait till they hear about ___ on pasta. (Rhyme!)
Nutella on pasta.
Pick 3 random points on a sphere. What's the probability that they all lie on the same hemisphere and why?
1/2: they're either in the same hemisphere or not in the same hemisphere. (Right answer, wrong reason.)
How can we travel forward in time right now? (Special Relativity may/may not be relevant here.)
Doomscroll: 30 minutes relative to you is 3 hours relative to the time on your phone.