Who Said it?
"if you ever wondered why they invented duct tape; that's why"
Dad
did the worm while listening to autism friendly rap music
dylan
A giant tree almost fell on this person
Grandpa
"Ooh yeah I need to upgrade my order"
Dylan
fell from the top of stairs at least 5 times this year
riley
"you're sitting with your groin spread apart"
Mom
"I can smell the Korean from here"
Grandpa
"Well I have a built in rain detector"
Poppa Keith
Rolled off a bed (without flinching) then laid on the floor
Grandma Dolly