"I got a feelin'.."
What is "that tonights gonna be a good night"?
(Black Eyed Peas)
This orange, finger-staining treat is dangerously cheesy.
What are Cheetos?
It’s not delivery—it’s this freezer pizza brand that still makes people argue.
What is DiGiorno?
I come in slices, but I'm not a pie. I melt under pressure, but I'm not ice. I’m often cheesy.
What is pizza?
Despite being in bold, red or underlined, this important instruction is still ignored before every scheduled survey or install date
What is "local onsite contact"?
"You are my fire, the one desire, believe when I say..."
What is "I want it that way"?
(Backstreet Boys)
You microwave this buttery snack before movie night.
What is popcorn?
This blanket with sleeves made you feel warm, cozy, and like a couch wizard.
What is a Snuggie?
I have hands but no arms, a face but no eyes. I help you stay on schedule.
What is a clock?
This information was in the completion email but they still email us to ask for what?
What is the account number?
or.....What are the IP's?
"Just a city boy"
What is "born and raised in South Detroit"
(Journey)
This snack is stacked in a can, and once you pop, you can’t stop.
What are Pringles?
No need to get up—this spinning tray brought your condiments right to you.
What is a Lazy Susan?
I go up but never come down. You’ll get more of me every year.
What is your age?
They wanted to know what time we’d arrive, but the email clearly said this would happen before we show up
What is "The tech will call when enroute"?
"Country roads, take me home"
What is "To the place I belong?"
(John Denver)
They may look like cookies, but they’re “milk’s favorite.”
What are Oreos?
This non-stick pan was so tough, the host used a metal hammer on it mid-demo.
What is the Copper Chef Pan?
I'm always in front of you but can’t be seen. I’m never the past and never the present.
What is the future?
Our email states that this person must attend the pre-con meeting but the customer replies saying they will be available and onsite.
Who is the Property Owner?
"I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady.."
What is "All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating?"
(Eminem)
This frosted breakfast treat comes in pairs, but nobody’s judging if you eat four.
What is a Pop-Tart?
Billy Mays hyped this miracle cleaner that could lift nearly anything off anything.
What is OxiClean?
I get wetter the more I dry.
What is a towel?
They expected the internet to work right after install---but skipped this critical follow-up step, which we clearly outlined in the install email.
What is schedule their IT vendor to make the final connection?