Summer
What do you drink to stay hydrated in the summer?
Water.
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
A table
What is 7 multiplied by 8?
56
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence
What is a bunny’s favorite kind of music?
Hip hop music
What is cool where you can spend most of your time in the summer?
What has hands, but can’t clap?
A clock
What is 9 times 30?
270
What building has the most stories?
The library.
Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long?
It would be a foot.
What fruit is most likely eaten at a picnic?
A watermelon.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge!
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have?
What type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
What are the colors we use to celebrate the fourth of July?
Red, white, and blue.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
If there are three apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have?
You have two apples.
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band.
I am not alive, but I can still die. What am I?
A battery
Why do we celebrate the fourth of July?
It is the day the Declaration of Independence was passed in the United States.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin!
What three numbers, none of which is zero, give the same result of six whether they’re added or multiplied?
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A stamp.
What is the best place to grow a garden in school?
Kindergarten.