What has to be broken before you can use it?
Egg
Why don’t fish play basketball?
They’re afraid of the net.
What falls but never hits the ground?
Temperature
What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?
Wrong
What has keys but can’t open locks?
Piano
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".
What animal can you always find at a baseball game?
Bat
12. What is the boiling point of water in degrees Celsius?
100°C
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What room do ghosts avoid?
Living Room
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed three days and left on Friday. How?
His horse’s name is Friday.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
What gas do humans need to breathe to survive?
Oxygen
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you don’t have me. What am I?
A Secret
What can you hold without ever touching it?
Conversation
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A Towel
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Bulldozer
What force pulls objects toward the Earth?
Gravity
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A Carrot
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What has a bottom at the top?
Legs
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear or Teddy Bear
I’m invisible, I take up space, and I’m all around you — but you only notice me when I move. What am I?
Air (or wind)
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Ice Cream (Scream)
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A Palm Tree