💅 “It’s giving…” means what?
It reminds me of / gives the vibe of something
📧 What does “per my last email” actually mean?
Read what I already said
🧀 Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Mac & Cheese
What is a real food?
You resize the logo and it becomes... blurry.
What is a non-vector file?
Users can’t scroll unless they stand on one foot.
What is a feature (for balance training)?
🧃 What does it mean if someone’s “delulu”?
They’re delusional in a fun/fantasy way
⏰ What’s the unofficial national time zone for Zoom meetings?
Five minutes late
🍕 Sushi Pizza with ranch dipping sauce
What is sadly real?
You move one layer and everything shifts like a haunted house.
What is forgetting to group?
Dark mode makes everything… light.
What is a bug (but branding says it's “Sunlight Mode”)?
👁️👄👁️ What does this emoji combo suggest?
What is “I’m speechless”
👩💼 What’s the #1 snack item hoarded in office drawers?
Trail mix or granola bars
🐸 Frog Water — a 2025 TikTok “health drink”
What is fake (we hope)?
This font is used by default, but no one feels good about it.
What is Calibri?
App only works on Thursdays.
What is a feature for weekend prep?
✨ What does “rizz” mean?
Charisma
🛋️ What do you call the unspoken rule of never taking the first spot on the conference room couch?
The Couch Code
🍫 Chocolate-covered pickles
What is real (and wrong)?
You open a Sketch file in 2025. Your reaction:
What is time travel (and confusion)?
Clicking “X” submits your tax return.
What is a critical bug (and maybe illegal)?
🧢 What does “no cap” mean?
I’m not lying
☕ What’s the name for a 15-minute coffee break that turns into 45 minutes of life talk?
Brewmance
🥛 Parmesan milk — marketed as "gym bro fuel"
What is fake… for now?
You accidentally override a design system component.
What is panic and regret?
The more you type, the slower it gets.
What is technically a feature — it encourages concise code.