“What’s PMS?”
Chad
“My chicken has thick thighs… mmm they look delicious.”
Chad 9/23/23
“I married my stalker.”
Kayleigh 8/28/24
“You’re squishy. It’s almost comfortable.”
Chad 11/7/23
“I have an autistic sister and a down syndrome son.”
Kevin 1/23/25
“Wanna get married?”
Christian 2/10/24
“You’re a robot. But you’re not a leper.”
Brent 9/10/23
“Listen lady, I’m white and I have a gun!”
Christopher 4/25/25
“Don’t lick the rock, don’t lick the rock, why did you lick the rock?”
Kayleigh 12/28/23
“I’ve never felt Chad’s pointy head rubbing against me.”
Claire 3/1/25
“Who am I on a date with? Chad or Christian?”
Kevin 6/30/24
“I know those dogs anywhere.”
Claire 5/14/25
“No im not in the car kkk.”
Christian 2/22/25
“Chad and Christian want to be ladies.”
Nate 9/9/23
“The next pride parade should be called zest fest.”
Kevin 12/8/24
“Where did Eminem come from?”
Christian 7/16/24
“I don’t want you to cuddle me.”
Brent 5/31/25
“What if I’m accidentally a drug dealer?”
Claire 12/1/24
“Do you take your dirty underwear and hang it in the fridge?”
Brent 3/14/25
“Just so you know, I don’t think you’re autistic.”
Sydney 6/16/23
“I like pink drinks, pumpkin spice, and Taylor Swift.”
“Are you gay?”
James and Brent 9/27/23
“I like the passive aggressive approach.”
“I like the aggressive aggressive approach.”
Chad and Nate 8/2/23
Claire 8/5/23
“That’s how colts work.”
“What do you think I’m doing here?”
Kayleigh and Brent 7/5/23
“Are you saying I can find Taylor Swifts feet online right now?”
Christian 12/31/23