Dad
When is a sandwich cooking
When it's bacon, lettuce and tomato
What is shaking and found at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
nobody knows
What happened when two slices of bread went on a date?
It was Loaf at first sight
Who won the neck decorating contest?
Have you ever tried an all-almond diet?
It's nuts.
What do you call security on an android device?
Why does Greece hate waking at dawn?
Dawn is tough on Greece
What do you have to do with a space party?
Never trust atoms...
They make up everything
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a singing computer?
A Dell
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
What do you call a factory that makes 'okay' products?
A satisfactory
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They crack themselves up
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
That would be a foot
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts
What do you get when you have a bratty cow?
What candy bar can you find at a stand up routine?
Snickers
Did you hear about the circus fire?!
It was in tents
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on many levels
Why are piggy banks so wise?
They're filled with common cents
Did you hear about the city construction joke?
They're still working on it