Dad Jokes
Why was the mushroom always invited to parties?
Because he was a fungi!
Who is considered the father of biology?
Who is Aristotle?
A boy and his sister, Sally, are bored on a rainy day when their mother is gone. It arrives, bringing chaos and mischief, but ultimately cleaning up his mess before his mother returns
What is "The Cat in the Hat", by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel)?
Who is the father of Jesus (The main guy)?
Who is God the Father?
Slide 2
Who is Archie Manning?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
Who is considered the father of genetics?
Who is Gregor Mendel?
A bug, after hatching from an egg, eats a variety of foods throughout the week, eventually causing a stomachache. After eating a green leaf, he feels better and then enters a cocoon, where he transforms into a beautiful butterfly.
What is "The Very Hungry Caterpillar", by Eric Carle?
Who is the father of Esau (hunter man)?
Who is Isaac?
Slide 4
Who is LeBron James?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field!
Who is considered the father of microbiology?
Who is Louis Pasteur?
A tree provides a boy with everything he needs, from shade and fruit to branches for a house and ultimately a place to sit as an old man.
What is "The Giving Tree", by Shel Silverstein?
Who is the father of Samson (strong fella)?
Who is Manoah?
Slide 6
Who is Christiano Ronaldo?
Why do people think vampires are always sick?
They're always coffin!
Who is considered the father of computer science?
Who is Alan Turing?
A young bunny says goodnight to everything in his room before falling asleep. The bunny says goodnight to familiar objects like a red balloon, a pair of socks, and a dollhouse, as the room darkens and the moon shines through the window.
What is "Goodnight Moon", by Margaret Wise Brown?
Who is the father of Ehud (a judge)?
Who is Gera?
Slide 8
Who is Arnold Schwarzenegger?
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card!
Who is considered the father of printing?
Who is Johannes Gutenburg?
A quick-witted mouse uses his imagination to create a fearsome monster to scare away a snake, owl, and fox before realizing that his creation is real?
What is "The Gruffalo", by Julia Donaldson?
Who is the father of Zerubabbel (Jesus family line guy)?
Who is Shealtiel?
Slide 10
Who is Ice Cube (O'Shea Jackson)?