Slightly Useless Geography Facts
This is the only US state made up entirely of islands
Hawaii
This Floridian attraction is the southernmost point in the continental US- but Lisa says the real attraction is "the key lime pie and no regrets"
Key West
This "spa treatment" involves sticking your feet in a tub while making small talk with someone who knows you judge other people's toes
A Pedicure
This "salad" is mostly potatoes, mayo, maybe an egg or two, and no actual lettuce in sight
Potato Salad
This pop icon told us to "shake it off", which is also what Lisa does when someone criticizes her playlist
Taylor Swift
This state has more cows than people, which is great if you are into moo-ving conversations
Wyoming
This Missouri arch is 630 feet tall, built to honor westward expansion, but according to Lisa "big enough to be seen without leaving the car"
The Gateway Arch
This "personal transportation device" is mostly found abandoned in city gutters at 2 am
Scooters
This "chicken" item is suspiciously shaped like a boot (or a dinosaur) but probably hasn't seen a farm since 1997
Chicken Nuggets
This artist told us to call them "maybe", which is also the energy Lisa gives to RSVP invites
Carly Rae Jepsen
This state's official nickname is "The Show Me State", which sounds suspiciously like it doesn't trust you
Missouri
This South Dakota landmark features four presidential faces carved into a mountain, but Lisa says it's just four guys who refused to smile for a photo.
Mount Rushmore
This sounds like a fancy French chef's move, but it's really just cutting vegetables into thin strips
Julienne
This circle-shaped "vegetable" is deep-fried, dipped in ketchup or ranch, and served with a side of denial
Onion Rings
This genre is what you play when you clean your house for 5 minutes and pretend you're in a movie montage
Classic Rock
This US state is home to the geographical center of North America- so technically, every road trip should start here, but nobody ever does
North Dakota
While driving through New Mexico, Lisa saw this alien-themed town and assumed it was just a really committed gas station prank
Roswell
Despite its elegant, European-sounding name, this "couch" is just where you can eat snacks horizontally while pretending to read
Chaise lounge
Despite its name, this "pie" contains zero crust, no fruit filling, and absolutely no apologies
Shepherd's Pie
In many country songs, this four-legged friend is the unsung hero who's "always there" (and doesn't judge your singing!)
A dog
This US state touches more states than any other- eight to be exact- because apparently it doesn't understand boundaries
Tennessee
This mountain is the tallest in North America, but Lisa politely declined to climb it, afraid she'd break a nail
Denali
This "artisanal kitchen staple" is really just bread that's gotten old and crusty- but now it's $8 and comes in a linen bag
Sourdough
This "gourmet appetizer" is literally just bread that someone rubbed with garlic and confidence
Bruschetta
This classic dance move involves flailing your arms wildly and pretending you actually know the rhythm
The Sprinkler