Slightly Useless Geography Facts
This is the only US state made up entirely of islands
Hawaii
This national monument in Arizona features enormous carved red rock formations and endless desert hiking- but Lisa just wants to know where the nearest iced coffee is
Sedona, AZ
This "culinary masterpiece" is really just bread with melted cheese, but don't tell the foodies
Grilled Cheese
This "salad" is mostly mayo, maybe a pea or two, and no actual lettuce in sight (add eggs or potatoes?)
Potato Salad
This pop icon told us to "shake it off", which is also what Lisa does when someone criticizes her playlist
Taylor Swift
This state has more cows than people, which is great if you are into moo-ving conversations
Wyoming
This Floridian attraction is the southernmost point in the continental US- but Lisa says the real attraction is "the key lime pie and no regrets"
Key West
This "personal transportation device" is mostly found abandoned in city gutters at 2 am
Scooters
This "chicken" item is suspiciously shaped like a boot (or a dinosaur) but probably hasn't seen a farm since 1997
Chicken Nuggets
This artist told us to call them maybe", which is also the energy Lisa gives to RSVP invites
Carly Rae Jepsen
This state's official nickname is "The Show Me State", which sounds suspiciously like it doesn't trust you
Missouri
This mountain is the tallest in North America, but Lisa politely declined to climb it, citing "altitude drama"
Denali
This "spa treatment" involves sticking your feet in a tub while making small talk with someone who knows you judge other people's toes
A Pedicure
This "vegetable" is deep-fried, dipped in ranch, and served with a side of denial
Onion Rings
This genre is what you play when you clean your house for 5 minutes and pretend you're in a movie montage
Classic Rock
This US state is home o the geographical center of North America- so technically, every road trip should start here, but nobody ever does
North Dakota
This Missouri arch is 630 feet tall, built to honor westward expansion, but according to Lisa "big enough to be seen without leaving the car"
The Gateway Arch
This "luxury beverage" is just bubbly sugar water that somehow costs $3 more when served in a glass bottle
Sparkling water
This "protein-packed breakfast" is actually just flavored dessert pretending to be productive
Flavored Greek yogurt
In many country songs, this four-legged friend is the unsung hero who's "always there" (and doesn't judge your singing!)
A dog
This US state touches more states than any other- eight to be exact- because apparently it doesn't understand boundaries
Tennessee
This South Dakota landmark features four presidential faces carved into a mountain, but Lisa's main review: "Zero snacks, but 10/10 wind"
Mount Rushmore
This "artisanal kitchen staple" is really just bread that's gotten old and crusty- but now it's $8 and comes in a linen bag
Sourdough
This "gourmet appetizer" is literally just bread that someone rubbed with garlic and confidence
Bruschetta
This classic dance move involves flailing your arms wildly and pretending you actually know the rhythm
The Sprinkler