Friends and Family <3
The funniest person Kyle knows according to Kyle.
Will Moore (Honorable mention: Molly [will also accept Sarah:)])
This person introduced Molly and Kyle
Will
Kyle's go-to soda flavor.
The topic of Kyle's dissertation
Conservatism
The name of Kyle's first pet as an adult.
Dottie
Kyle's most controversial friend.
Liam Clark
The iconic 2000's alternative song did Kyle insisted on playing at their wedding reception.
Animal I Have Become - Three Days Grace
The name of Kyle's childhood dog.
Bear
Kyle's greatest enemy as a professor
ChatGPT :/
The full legal name of Molly and kyle's skink, Boosh.
Lucian Lachance
Sarah did this while house sitting for Molly and Kyle, enraging Kyle eternally.
rubbing cheemto dunst into the white carpet. (sry lol)
Kyle's key to a successful marriage.
Gaslighting. (will accept girlbossing or gatekeeping)
Can kyle still wrap his arms around his head??
Take the points. I'm just rly curious.
The reason Kyle is late to his own class.
Pooping
The date, to the month, that Kyle and Molly adopted Loretta.
May 2024
Will said this to both Molly and Kyle individually about the other before Molly and Kyle met
"They might be the smartest person I know."
Listen for harrowing shrieks of laughter.
Molly and Kyle infamously traumatized their third wheel Sarah with a fight about this sweet treat.
Cinnamon Rolls...
Kyle's greatest trick to success.
An autism diagnosis.
The amount of monitors Kyle uses on his gaming setup currently.
1. (previously 3)
Kyle earned the nickname "little man" from Danielle for this reason.
He always wore button down shirts buttoned to the TOP
What Kyle said to Molly in warning before demonstrating the proper technique to clean yourself in the shower.
"This may offend you..."
Kyle blew chunks outside of this AYCE restaurant.
Ocean Buffet
The amount of years Kyle has spent in higher education. (not including gap years)
12 (will also accept "alot")
The number of fidget spinners Kyle owns.
8 (3 are metal)