Before and After (Abilities)
The ultimate of a scaling mage and the Q of a healing enchanter.
What is Falling Starcall? (Aurelion Sol and Soraka)
This game was my dream to play for several years, but sat unplayed for months after I could finally play it, having been replaced by League of Legends just a few months prior.
What is World of Warcraft?
This tea, distinct from the most frequently drunk Earl Gray, is the tea Einar states as his favourite when asked.
What is apple tea?
What if every person on earth aimed a laser pointer at the moon at the same time?
Not a lot. But what if we used more power?
The show to which this is the 19th opening.
What is Pokémon?
The ultimate of a traitor and the blink of a twink.
What is Rite of the Arcane Shift? (Xerath and Ezreal)
My gamer brainrot began at a young age, when I was gifted this pokémon game for the gameboy advance to sink copius amounts of hours into.
What is Pokémon Fire Red?
The TV-show in which Einar starred in the very first episode, where young children were set up on dates with dogs.
What is Bulldogg?
What would happen if you gather a mole of moles in one place?
A frozen meat-moon for earth.
The show to which this is the 6th opening.
What is Naruto Shippuden?
The movement speed ability of a mobile midlaner and the passive of the ninth most recent champion.
What is Fox-Fired Up!? (Ahri and Milio)
This fantasy RPG is a remake of the first game in an offshoot of the Final Fantasy franchise that eventually became its own franchise under the name Seiken Densetsu in Japan.
What is Sword of Mana?
While now collecting dust, this was the first instrument Einar learned to play when he was a young lad.
What is the clarinet?
Aerodynamics aside, I'm curious what tactical advantage you're expecting to gain by having the high explosive fly back at you if it misses the target.
What if you strapped C4 to a boomerang?
The show to which this is the best opening.
The W of a jungle assassin and the E of an AD midlaner.
What is Living Shadow Slash? (Zed and Zed)
This facebook game was my recess obsession during 6th grade, where building troops took days and the eponymous city remained dry.
What is Dragons of Atlantis?
The land of snot-fountains and cowboy hats, this mythical land is the country that Einar has gone on vacation to the most.
What is France?
What would happen if a hair dryer with continuous power was turned on and put inside a 1x1x1-metre box?
The indestructible box and dryer combo are ejected into space, melting the atmosphere and quickly leaving the solar system.
The show to which this is the opening of the third season.
What is Overlord?
The passive of one of the original 40 and the Q of a monster champion.
What is Phenomenal Evil Powerball? (Veigar and Rammus)
This sequel to a grander copy of the much more popular Age of War had me open up Jesper.nu more times than I can count. What an odyssey!
What is Epic War 2?
While surprising to some, this is the age at which Einar did an impromptu strip show at school.
What is 7?
How would the earth and moon change if a 10 metre-radius portal between earth and the moon opened in the Challenger Deep?
The Netherlands conquer both earth and the moon.
The show to which this is the (only?) opening.
What is Orange?