Dammit Dad
Joey paid this in order to marry Therese
What is Bride price
Title of song sung at grandpa fish’s funeral
What is Oh Danny Boy
This is the future race of Mark and Heathers child
What is black
This is a term we use when things you care about are out of reach
What is “Just a thought away”
This is what Jeff believes destroys communities and marriages
What are swingers
Joey and Therese will have _____
What is Offspring
The item that needs to be picked up from the “lake house”
What is saline solution
Or
What is salt water
This is the drink Mark ordered at all of the clubs in Vegas
What is Dom Periong
This is a building across from sydney‘s apartment that is in the process of arresting Mark
Bonus points for naming what level of the investigation they’re on
What is the Homeland Security
Bonus: what is level 7
This is a historic event that is Jeff’s “Roman Empire”
What is the Louisiana purchase?
Things that Jeff does not like on men
What is Hairy chest
What is the alliteration used in the story of how Joey met Therese
What is pretty pleated purple precipitation- proof parasol
How old was Aria Adah when we found out she existed
What is 3 weeks
What is Lincoln’s most recently acquired accent?
What is Russian
This is the accessory Jeff wants Tyler‘s $4000 grill to include
What is tickling your balls
Instead of a normal fart, Jeff does this
What is a Shardt
This is the most collected item at the “lake house”. Some even date back to 1850.
What are crockpots
This was Heathers job before she married Mark
What is a hooker
Or
What is an escort
This is a current movement going on in the diabetes community
What is “not all donut places are created equal” #donutshopequality
Jeff’s ideal meal includes the following
What is Delmonico steak, Tito‘s, and Gorgie
Threat Jeff makes periodically while peeing off the side of a boat
What is “IM GONNA PEE ON YOU”
These are two possible reasons Therese has not been at a family gathering in the past year and a half
What is murdered or pregnant?
This is the youngest aged female that mark hit on
What is the 16 year old girl at the bakery in Avon who’s dad came over and threatened to kill mark after
Jacob, Ava, Emma, and Thomas Daquan Friedman
This is what Jeff does instead of dance
For reference, he has never said this before until alex’s grand party
What is grind