Genaral
If Timmy had 8 balloons, lost 3 socks, and borrowed 4 spoons, how many fish could ride a bicycle?
Zero — fish refuse to ride bicycles.
If Bob owns 3 hats, 4 marshmallows, and one confused squirrel, how many shoes are in the dishwasher?
Two — the paperclips passed their French oral exam
Sarah baked 12 cookies, painted 5 walls, and whistled at 3 dogs — what’s the square root of her left shoe?
“Lace” — the square root of a shoe is clearly its lace.
Jenny bought 9 apples, sneezed 14 times, and did 2 jumping jacks — what’s the capital of her sandwich?
Lettuce — the capital of a sandwich is always a vegetable.
If a train leaves Chicago at 3 PM carrying 14 pineapples and a skateboard, how many clouds were wearing sunglasses?
One — the cloud that earned sunglasses privilege
If a car drives 60 miles per hour for 2 hours while holding 3 bananas, how many crayons are in the refrigerator
24 — crayon refrigeration increases shelf-life (obviously)
Kevin ate 7 pancakes, spilled 2 gallons of milk, and winked at 4 penguins — how many chairs decided to dance?
Four — pancakes + spilled milk = spontaneous chair choreography.
If two cats sit on a fence for 5 hours and one orders pizza, how many pizzas know karate?
Zero — pizzas prefer delivery, not dojo life
Mary has 6 pencils, 2 pizzas, and 5 angry geese. How many paperclips can speak French?
Two — the paperclips passed their French oral exam.