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This person said:
mail for glorp 👽
Who is Tommy Fowler?
This patron can be found on the lower level, the fourth floor, or towering over Elisa at the desk
Who is Newspaper Guy?
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What is Language and Literature?
Before this staff member worked in the library, they likely worked in a convent
Who is Connie Karlen?
According to admissions, this is a stellar place to find a new book and cozy up by the fireplace
What is the Green Room?
This person said:
Did Dave take Ginny's name?!
Who is Simon Bennett?
This patron, known for strong-arming student workers, gained enough infamy to have their very own Sim
Who is Geoffrey Gorham?
What is Science?
At the library career panel, Leah accidentally said their last name was Fowler
Who is Amelia Foster?
This country is not to be confused with a library department found on the lower level
What is The Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC)?
This person said:
it's fine if seamus dies
Who is Leah Long?
When they aren't reading Marx, they're stirring up discontent toward the library's spaces and operations
Who is David Martyn?
What is World History?
Their relationship began years ago with an affair in Nebraska
Who are Ginny Moran and Dave Collins?
An expensive piece of technology, or a rival to the course reserve system, depending on who you ask
What is Mac Books?
This person said:
Call me eco friendly because I am zero waist
Who is Lucy Rubin?
This private research university in New York keeps our managers busy
What is Syracuse University?
What is Auxiliary Sciences of History?
She was recently hired for the position of Collections Archivist
Who is Rachel Weiher?
This 2022 animated movie is available via Interlibrary Loan
What is Minions: The Rise of Gru?
This person said:
Let it be known that I respect pregnant men and Virgos
Who is Avery Timmerman?
If you share their disdain for climate change, this patron is an excellent nighttime conversation partner
Who is Mark from facilities?
What is Naval Science?
They all share the same name, but none spell it the same way
Who are Kate Roarty, Kathryn Alldaffer, Katy Gabrio, and Katherine Fish?
This action, involving being set on fire without an external heat source, is rumored to happen on the fourth floor
What is spontaneously (com)bust?