Food Fails
Pineapple on pizza is the food world’s version of this controversial topic.
What is politics?
In Georgia, it's illegal to eat this with a fork.
What is fried chicken?
You Googled this when you woke up one morning and saw a weird red bump.
What is “Is this a spider bite or a pimple?”
Why does this mysterious item always show up in the laundry, but you never remember buying it?
What is one sock?
I would’ve gone, but I had to watch this extremely urgent YouTube video on cat yoga.”
What is the excuse of a true procrastinator?
This cereal mascot would 100% be arrested for breaking and entering.
Who is the Trix Rabbit?
In Arizona, donkeys aren’t allowed to sleep here.
What is a bathtub?
After watching one too many conspiracy videos, you Googled this.
What is “How to avoid government surveillance?”
Why do we all act like we understand what’s happening when the GPS says “recalculating”?
What is GPS wizardry?
I can’t come to work today, I’m trapped in a time loop and it’s literally Monday forever.”
What is a really bad day in the Matrix?
This common cooking mistake leads to “smoke alarm cuisine.”
What is forgetting you were cooking?
In Florida, it's illegal to sing while wearing this.
What are swimsuits?
This is the phrase you typed when you couldn’t remember your childhood friend’s name.
What is “Person I met in 4th grade that liked pizza?”
Why can’t we ever find the other half of the pair of sunglasses?
What is The Sunglass Paradox?
"I lost my keys… in a parallel universe.”
What is Quantum Key Loss?
This trendy drink is just cold, sad coffee in a fancy cup.
What is cold brew?
In Switzerland, it's illegal to flush this after 10 PM.
What is a toilet?
When you couldn’t figure out why your phone was acting weird, you Googled this.
What is “Why is my phone screen upside down?”
Why do we get more messages when we try to ignore our phone?
What is The Attention-Magnet Phenomenon?
"I couldn’t make it because my pet hamster became a spiritual guru and needed my guidance.”
What is the hamster enlightenment crisis?
This thing in your fridge will never be eaten, yet you keep it for emotional support.
What is the mystery Tupperware?
In Oklahoma, you can be fined for making this face at a dog.
What is an ugly one?
After that questionable dinner, you Googled this before calling your mom.
What is “Is it food poisoning or just a bad burrito?”
Why does every random Google search end with you thinking, “Am I on a watchlist now?”
What is The Search Algorithm Conspiracy?
“I can’t attend. My Wi-Fi is broken, and you know it takes weeks to get emotionally over that.”
What is the Wi-Fi Apocalypse?