Merna Mania
This dessert is her all-time favorite
ice cream
Merna’s piercing David secretly hated
nipple
Merna had this crazy boss
Molly Smalley
Her birthday
February 5th 1998
Merna’s nickname sparked by her determination to find any and everything
Nancy Drew
Merna’s go to Jeni’s ice cream order
Gooey butter cake
David hid the ring in this special place before proposing to Merna
his pants
Merna’s current job title
Development Specialist
She went to this high school
Norfolk Collegiate
This celebrity is her ultimate hall pass
Jude Law
Merna’s second instagram’s handle
Merna's needle
Merna and David kissed for the first time during this school year
Summer school before sophomore year
Merna's first job
Assistant Teacher at Green Hills Child Development
She was inducted into this big drinking society at Sewanee
Molly Pitcher
Merna got in trouble for drinking for the first time this way
Houston tattled!
This is the name of her *almost* dog
Shepherd
Merna and David’s favorite restaurant in Austin
Red Ash
Number of jobs has Merna had since Sewanee?
4
This guy was Merna’s first kiss
Jimmy Hurley
Merna once confessed this was her kink in the bedroom
Choking
Merna’s current guilty pleasure
Netflix and needlepoint
This is the area of Austin where they currently live
Crestview
Merna’s senior thesis was on this unique topic
The Amazon
cheeseits, pretzels and m&ms
Craziest place Merna and David did the deed at Sewanee
All Saint's Chapel bathroom