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Unstoppable super soldier escorts lunatic A.I. to humanity's most-vulnerable hotspots.
Halo
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Jurassic Park
Space age sailor goes from port to port, seeking out desperate ladies / men / blue things with whom to dock his ship.
Mass Effect
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E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial
Someone really good at parkour attempts to outrun a group of people who are also really good at parkour.
Mirror's Edge
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Cast Away
Highly suggestible tourist murders swathes of addicts in a swanky undersea fish bowl.
BioShock
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Lord Of The Rings
Architect tests structural integrity via cruel death march.
Lemmings
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The Hangover