Something that helps with sweat and smell
Deoderant
What animal Meows
Cat
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four signify a great man, and the whole word, a great woman. What is the word?
Heroine
What president is on the $5 bill?
Abraham Lincoln
What do you use to wash your Hair?
Shampoo and Conditioner
What animal barks
Dog
What is special about these words: job, polish, herb?
They are pronounced differently when the first letter is capitalized.
In my hand, I have two coins that are newly minted. Together, they total 30 cents. One isn’t a nickel. What are the coins?
A quarter and a nickel.
Who invented electricity?
Thomas Edison (1879) and Benjamine Franklin
How many times a day should you bathe?
1-2 times
What type of animal is a Pheonix?
Bird
A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?
The river was frozen.
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
Who recently got engaged?
Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift
How many times a day should you brush your teeth?
5 times, when you wake up, after breakfast, after lunch, after dinner and before bed.
What animal has no arms, or legs and slithers?
Snake
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
a Map
You’re escaping a labyrinth, and there are three exits. Exit A leads to an inferno. Exit B leads to an assassin. Exit C leads to a lion that hasn’t eaten in 3 years. Which exit do you pick?
Exit C. If a lion hasn’t eaten in 3 years, it has definitely starved to death.
Who wrote the play Romeo and Juliet?
William Shakespeare
What d o the french use to mask body order
Perfume / Cologne
What type of fish is Nemo in Finding Nemo
Clownfish
A red house is made from red bricks. A blue house is made from blue bricks. A yellow house is made from yellow bricks. What is a greenhouse made from?
Glass
What kind of running means walking?
Running out of gas.
Which famous scientist developed the theory of general relativity?
Albert Einstein